Whooops — The Bank forgot to mention that those ‘mushrooming’ house payments were going to be impossible to pay!

At 542 years, he’s been looking forward to not working anymore…but after the Debt Ceiling debate, it looks like he’ll have to wait another century.

If the disease doesn’t kill you… the co-pay will.

The only bank account he’s still putting anything into…. is the sperm bank.

 Free at last!